Jokes
What does a spy do when they are cold?
They go undercover!
Dare 1
Hug someone you don't really talk to.
What has cities, but no houses; forest but no trees; and water but no fish?
A map.
I'm lovin' it
McDonalds
Who's Shrek's wife?
Fiona
She kept running away from the ball.
Dare 2
Tell the other team a joke. If they laugh, u get an extra 500 points
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter.
Eat fresh
What five colors make up the Olympic rings?
Blue, yellow, black, green and red.
What do you call a angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
Dare 3
Tell a fun fact about yourself
During which month do people sleep the least?
It's finger lickin' good
KFC
Pink lady is a type of what fruit?
Apple
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
"I want my quarter back!"
Dare 4
Do 10 jumping jacks
A couple goes out to lunch on a Saturday and leaves their son Johnny at home. When they come back, he is deceased. The cook was making dinner, the maid was ironing clothes for school the next day, and the babysitter was getting him a snack. Who killed him?
The maid killed him, because she said that she was ironing his clothes for school the next day, and the next day is Sunday.
Open happiness
Coca Cola
What is the color of Donald Duck's bowtie?
Red
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Dare 5
A man wanted to marry Hermia. Another man also wanted to marry her. She is a superstitious person, who does she marry?
She Marry’s the second, because first is the worst, second is the best.
Have a break, have a...
KitKat
What year was Hillsdale built?