Jokes
What has keys but can't open locks?
What is a piano.
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
What is 10.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What is shorter.
I can honk without using a horn. What am I?
What is a goose.
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
What is light.
What is 12.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
What is 7.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
What is the letter N.
I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?
What is a cheetah.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
What is a dictionary.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
What is your name.
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
What is 1 apple.
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in one thousand years?
What is the letter M.
I never leave the water, but I breathe air. I live in a school all my life. What am I?
What is a dolphin.
What can jump higher than a building?
What is everything! Buildings can't jump.
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
What is a deck of cards.
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
What is 1 brother.
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
What is T-H-A-T.
I have a thousand needles but I do not sew. What am I?
What is a porcupine.
There's a one-story house. Everything in the red house is red, the walls are red, the bathroom is red, the floor is red, the kitchen is red, all of the bedrooms are red. So, what color are the stairs?
What is there aren't any.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
What is 2nd place.
I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
What is 194.
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
What is an envelope.
It takes me two weeks to digest food, but then again, I’m not known for being fast. What am I?
What is a sloth.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What is an egg.