Class Pets
Cafeteria
Gym Class
Jokes
Barkery
100
Abbey has to potty train Moose, so she takes him outside a lot! If Abbey takes him out 3 times in the morning, 3 times in the afternoon, and 2 times at night, how many times did Moose go outside in total? 

8 times

100

Maks is excited---it is potato wedge day in the cafeteria. He orders 2 sides of potatoes to go with his lunch. If each side costs $1.50, how much did Maks pay for the 2 sides?

$3.00

100

Zeke is doing laps in the hallway for his gym class. If it takes him 5 minutes to do a full lap around the school, how many laps can he get done in a 40 minute period?

8 laps

100
What did the horse say when he fell?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!

100

How much is 1 container of treats?

$6

200

Jett has to do the chicken chores. It usually takes him 45 minutes to get everything done. Today, 2 chickens decide to start running around the property. It takes 15 minutes for Jett to get them back in the coop. How long did it take Jett to take care of the chickens in total?

60 minutes (1 hour)

200

Abi brings leftover Chik Fil a for lunch. She went there last night for dinner. Her total was $14.75 and she had a $2 off coupon. What was Abi's total with the coupon?

$12.75

200

Ivan goes to gym class at the end of the day. His class starts at 1:50 and he leaves to pack his bag at 2:20. How long is Ivan in gym class for?

30 minutes

200

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

200

How much are 2 containers of treats?

$10

300

Luke buys dog treats from the Barkery. Foster decides to be sneaky and eats 2 containers of the treats while Luke is sleeping! If each container has 25 treats, how many did Foster eat in all?

50 treats--Foster is probably going to have stomachache!

300

The cafeteria ladies are busy planning for Thanksgiving lunch. If they need green beans to serve 200 people, and each can of green beans serves 25, how many cans will they need?

8 cans

300

Damien and Benton are shooting hoops in gym class. Damien makes 24 baskets during class, and Benton makes 21 baskets. Who scored more points and what is the difference?

Damien did. He scored 3 more points.

300

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain!

300

How much are 3 containers of treats?

$15

400

Nick takes Sky to the dog park at 1:00pm. Tilly shows up to play. They become best friends and plan to meet up every weekend to play. This makes Nick so happy! If the dogs play for 2 hours, what time are they done?

3:00pm

400

It's beef and broccoli day in the cafeteria. How many servings of beef and broccoli will the cafeteria make? 

Zero- they have never served beef and broccoli on beef and broccoli day!

400

Ethan plays dodgeball in gym class. He throws the ball and gets 3 people out in the first game. He gets 2 people out in the second game and 3 people out in the third game. How many people did Ethan get out in total?

8 people

400

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

400

How much are 4 containers of treats?

$20

500

Elise decides to get Callie and Goose some Christmas sweaters to celebrate this year. The sweaters cost $31.55. Elise pays with $40. What will her change be?

$8.45

500

Oh no! The cafeteria burnt the pizzas today. They put them into the oven at 10:30, and were supposed to bake them for 25 minutes. They didn't take them out until 11:10. How long did they bake the pizzas for?

40 minutes! Yikes!

500

Sophia likes to run laps on the track. If every 4 laps is one mile and Sophia runs 12 laps, how many miles did she run?

3 miles

500

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

500

How much are 5 containers of treats?

$25