Very Bad and Very Sad Math Jokes
Geometry Quiz
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Random Number Trivia
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Cartoon Characters of the Past
Who Am I?
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What do you call a geometric shape that gets in a car crash?
A "Wrecked Angle"
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Vertical Angles are always____________
Congruent
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G I R L N T A E
100
What famous food company has the number 57 written on every label?
100
Why am I so emotional?
No, it's not a good look, gain some self-control
And deep down I know this never works
But you can lay with me so it doesn't hurt
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Why should you never waste your time arguing with a circle?
It would be pointless.
200
I have a point on one end and an arrow on the other end. What is my name?
Ray
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O R N C A T F I
200
What sport has a playing surface of 94 feet long and 50 feet wide?
200
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing
So I fell for everything
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What geometric figure has no trouble getting dates for Friday and Saturday nights?
A "cute" Angle
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What tool is used to measure the degrees of an angle?
protractor
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U C L A L C E A T
300
How many squares are there on a common checker/chessboard?
64 = 8 x 8
300
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on
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Why did the brainy geometry student go to the corner of a cold room?
He knew it was 90 degrees in every corner
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A 51 degree angle and a 39 degree angle agree to go on a blind date. Upon meeting, the 39 degree angle says, "You are extremely handsome."
The 51 degree angle says in reply, " Wow! And you are gorgeous!"
Please explain this strange meeting...
They were complimentary angles
51 degrees + 39 degrees = 90 degrees (a right angle)
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N I P O M D I T
400
How many keys are there on a full sized piano keyboard?
400
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because, to the Romans, X was always 10
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At which point do two rays meet to form an angle?
500
M E E N S G T
500
How many people were living in the United States as designated in the 2022 census?
500
Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one
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What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs?
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600
How many degrees are contained within any circle?
600
N T N O C G U R E
Congruent
Congruent Symbol
≅
600
Within 100 feet ...
How Tall is the world's tallest structure/building?
Height: 2,717′, 2,722′ to tip CTBUH
Floors: 163
600
You think you got the best of me
Think you've had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I'll come running back
Baby, you don't know me, 'cause you're dead wrong
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What is a bird's favorite math class?
Owl-gebra
700
Name this shape
700
R-I-P-M-S-S
700
Fom the "foul line" to the "headpin" ....What is the distance of a bowling lane?
60 Feet
700
I keep fighting voices in my mind that say I'm not enough
Every single lie that tells me I will never measure up
Am I more than just the sum of every high and every low?
Remind me once again just who I am because I need to know
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Grampa Simpson
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