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100

What's cold, white and goes up

A VERY, VERY, CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE

100

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a ballon?

Becuase she will "LET IT GOOO 🥶

100

Why are frogs always so happy?

Becuase they eat whatever bugs them!

100

What is the capital of Washington

W

100

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like A-NUT

200

Where do horses go when they are sick

To the horse-pital 

200

What is a little bear, with no teeth called?

A GUMMY BEAR 🐻

200

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

Becuase he was having a bad hare day

200

Why didn't the quarter roll down with the nickel

Becuase it had more cents *sense (if you do not get it)

200

What did the pig say on a hot day?

I'm Bacoan  

300

Why can't a and be 12 inches long?

Becuase then it will be a foot! 🫱 🦶

300

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy Birth-Day

300

What are ten things you can always count on?

Your fingers

300

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you were not so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

400

Why did 4's skip dinner?

Becuase they already 8th!

400

Why did the tooldder toss the butter down the window?

So he could see a butter-fly

400

Why do magicians do so well in school?

Becuase they are good at trick questions

400

What do you call a bommerang which doesn't come back?

A stick

500

What's a cat's favorite colour?

PURRRRRR-PULE! 🟪

500

Why isn't there a clock in the liabary?

Becuase it tocks!

500

Why did the dog did so well in school?

Becuase he was the teacher's pet

500

What did the zero say to the eight

Nice belt""