Jokes
What did the squirrel say to the acorn?
Are you nuts?
Where do penguins live?
In Antarctic
What part of speech is THE?
Adj.
What has hands but never washes them?
A clock
Rabbits are born blind. True or False?
True
Why do snakes ask for spoons?
Because there tongues are already forked
How long can a snail sleep?
3 years at a time
What part of speech is SPRINTING?
Verb
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Mars is the closest planet to the sun. True or False?
False. The closest planet to the sun is Mercury
Who brings you a owl of ice cream before you go to the ball?
Your Dairy Godmother
How many hearts does an octopus have?
3 hearts
What part of speech is FUNNY?
Adj.
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old What am I?
A candle
China is the largest country in Asia. True or False
True
Where do spiders get their music?
From the Web
What is a group of lions called
A pride
What part of speech is LIBRARY?
Noun
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Crocodiles have sweat glands. True or False?
False
What do alligators cook in?
Croc-pots
A group of hedgehogs are called, What?
A pickle
What part of speech is SOCK?
Noun
What is all around but never moves?
A fence
Elephants are the biggest mammals in the world. True or False?
False. Antarctic Blue Whale is the biggest mammal