Math Mayhem
If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 parts, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 parts?
5 minutes
What’s the speed of light in a vacuum… with Wi-Fi on? 💡📶
Still 299,792,458 m/s
When pigs fly” means:
A) When something is very common
B) When something is very unlikely to happen
C) When animals take over the world
D) When people dream about farms
B) When something is very unlikely to happen
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Ba3t 7mari
ENG: "To throw in the towel"
FR: “Donner sa langue au chat”
A pizza has radius "z" and height "a." What’s its volume? 🍕
Pi × z × z × a = Pizza
What happens if you place a fridge inside another fridge and turn them both on? ❄️🧊
You create a black hole in the kitchen and instantly fail thermodynamics!
“Have butterflies in your stomach” means you feel:
A) Hungry
B) Nervous
C) Sick
D) Very happy
B) Nervous
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? ⏳
The letter M
Diaft Nbi Talt Ayyam
Allah Yrham mn Zar ou Khaffaf
EN: Guests and fish stink after 3 days
FR: Il n'est de si bonne compagnie qui ne se quitte
You have 10 fingers. How many fingers do you have in 10 hands? 🧠
50
A guy throws a rock upwards while standing in a moving train. Where will it land? 🚄💥
On his head
“Cost an arm and a leg” means:
A) Very painful
B) Very expensive
C) Very scary
D) Very dangerous
B) Very expensive
Why did the student eat his homework? 📄😋
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Nti Lmoummou D3iniyya
EN : The apples of my eyes
FR : La prunelle de mes yeux
A snail climbs 3 meters every day but slips back 2 meters at night. How many days to climb a 10-meter wall? 🐌
8 days (on Day 8, it reaches the top and doesn't slip!)
Why don't electrons ever get invited to parties? 🥳
Because they’re always negative!
If a person is “the big cheese,” they are:
A) A food lover
B) Someone silly
C) A comedian
D) An important person
D) An important person
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room,
You can enter—but there’s no door.
What am I?
A keyboard!
kay kobb lma f ramla
EN: “Like shouting into the wind”
FR: “Parler dans le vide”
If 2 + 2 = fish and 3 + 3 = eight, what is 7 + 7? 🤯
Triangle (just say it's abstract math… or Moroccan logic!)
It’s the only kind of resistance students never complain about in class
Electrical resistance
“Kick the bucket” is a funny way of saying:
A) To break something
B) To faint suddenly
C) To die
D) To clean the floor
C) To die
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why? 🚗🏨
He’s playing Monopoly!
Blemhel Kay tkel Boudanjal
EN: Good things come to those who wait
FR: Tout vient a point à qui sait attendre