Bible (wrong answers = equivalent number of points-to-days added to your purgatory sentence)
Literature
Word Fun
Pop Culture
Stars + space dust
100

Shortest verse in the Bible.

Jesus wept.

100

What truth is universally acknowledged? 

That a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

100

What is the best word?

Ope

100

If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you. 

rip to 30-50% of europe but im different 

100

Supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy? (name it)

Sagittarius A* 

200

Giant 'whoopsie' race mentioned in Genesis

Nephilim

200

Should be filed under "educational" in a prison library. 

Count of Monte Cristo

200

Which form of English did Shakespeare use? (e.g. Old, Middle, Modern)

Modern English

200
Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Team Neither

200

Define "spaghettification."

Vertical stretching of an object due to extreme imbalance in gravitational forces e.g. at the edge of a black hole

300

What was Jesus' job?

Tekton (day laborer). Probably a stone mason.

300

Quote a poem or passage. Best one wins.

:)

300
Word/euphemism for being drunk. Best one wins. 

Schnookered is automatic first place. Sozzled is good too.

300

Another name for bottled water

Imprisoned moisture 

300

TV screen static. What is it?

Cosmic Background Radiation (from the Big Bang)

400

What does Maura get?

To be called a child of God.

400

"’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves." (kill it with a vorpal sword)

Jabberwocky

400

What is the word for turning something counter-clockwise?

widdershins 

400

Cutest thing in existence.

Baby Yoda

400

Why haven't the aliens contacted us?

Fermi Paradox

500

Jesus' favorite food?

Figs, probably

500

According to Dante's Inferno, which circle of Hell is Donald Trump going to end up in for being a lying rat?

8th Circle of Hell (Bolgia 5, for corrupt politicians)

500

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Hokey-pokey. Razzele-dazzle, walkie-talkie, hoity-toity, itsy-bitsy are examples of?

Reduplication

500

What did he have to do?

It to em

500

What is the official name for rocks that people thought were meteorites, but turn out to have been ordinary terrestrial rocks?

Meteorwrongs