Lamest excuse for a staying out all night
What is "Silk Screening with the Cunninghams®"?
S'long ah zitz nawt Gree-Zee
Howdya like to shake the hand of a real cowboy?
Talkin' like my generation
What is "Ripping Off The Teenage Establishment®"?
Uncorked on the Patchogue River
What was 1938 Rhubarb Wine?
These were not "Normal Captains"®
Who are the Sapienzas?
Top Card
Who is The Ace®?
Anchor Entertainment
What was The Bob Dylan Song Contest?
Picked up at Brothers.
What is Old Bohemian?
Bad lighting
What caused a bathroom mishap?
Ski Tips
What ended the Sun Valley trip?
Cause of academic downfall
What is lack of parking?
6:54
How long to build a Beer Fountain?
His mom called him "Michael Loughlin"
Who is "Bullethead"?
Don't Get Hooked on this famous Song Stylist
Who is Mac Davis?
Keep Going Right
How do you avoid Border Traffic?
Bellerose's Best Boilermakers.
What is Tully's?
Hamptons Beach Attire
What is a Moo-Moo?
Best Worn in Crowds
What are Mattresses?
He Loves You, Baby
Who is Jack Soo?
500 Foot Extension Cord
What do you need for Smoke Houses?
Tolerated by his fans
Who is The Asphalt Rambler®?
Iconic swept-back brow
Who is Pontiac?
Nothing, for 27 hours
What did Peter McGovern say?
Terminal Velocity
How fast was TFK sliding down the subway escalator?
Moving stuffed animals
Why was TFK ejected from Korvettes?
I-95 Phone Booths
What are *not* used for making phone calls?
Okay, not great
What is "Feel Like A Hundred Bucks®"?
Teen Age Wasteland
What is Foxies around 11pm?
She went out thru the car door window ♬
Who is Donna?
An Orthodox Cowboy
Who is Buffalo Rudy Cohen?
Face Down in The Sand
How do you process last night's beer?
Knock, We May Have Moved
How did TFK know he was loved?
Paged at Airports
Who is Buster Boyle?
Favorite Furry Friend
Who is "Big Hair"?
Pier Pressure
What kept TFK in Reynolds Channel?
Cache for Bitters
Where is Under Ed Grimm's Boat?
A Dentist and A Mechanic
Who is Steve Vanderboobie?
Two Sharp-Dressed Men
Who are the Z. Z. Coffeys?
Last heard at Skinners Falls
What is "Save The Beer"?
Staten Island Gear
What are Spiderman Sunglasses?