Things Black Mamas Say
This is what Black moms would say when you are running in and out of the house in the Summer.
What is, "You're letting all my cool air out."
This mom finally got her piece of the pie.
Who is, "Louise Jefferson."
This mom was the only woman in history to be a pregnant virgin.
Who is, "Mary."
More of this action is done on Mother's Day than any other day of the year.
What is, "phone calls."
Finish the lyric: "You were there for me."
What is, "To love and care for me when skies were grey."
This is a common response when children ask for McDonalds.
What is, "You got McDonalds money?"
This mom was a lawyer, her husband was a doctor, and she had 5 children.
Who is, "Clair Huxtable."
This mom had seven children for her husband that didn't love her.
Who is, "Leah."
This line of business is typically the busiest on Mother's Day.
What is, "Restaurants."
Finish the lyric: "Lady, don't you know..."
What is, "We love you sweet lady."
This is a common phrase said when children are supposed to be doing their homework, but they're singing or doing the latest social media trend.
What is, "I hope you know that school work like you know them songs."
This mom was the first lady of a major record company and did a bid in prison for her first love/husband.
Who is, "Cookie Lyons."
This mom got pregnant from an affair with the king.
Who is, "Bathsheba."
This US President signed Mother's Day into law in 1914.
Who is, "Woodrow Wilson."
Finish the lyric: "Here's a map and here's a Bible...."
What is, "If you ever lose your way."
This is said when children come in from playing in the yard.
What is, "You smell like outside."
This mom has 6 children, but is also a very famous momager.
Who is, "Kris Jenner."
This mom prayed for a child and dedicated her child back to God.
Finish the lyric: "Even when I'm a mess..."
What is, "I still put on a vest with an S on my chest."
This is what moms say before they walk into a store with their children.
What is, "When we get in this store don't touch nothing."