STRAIGHT FROM THE KING JAMES BIBLE
Exodus 1:1:
"Now these are the names of the children of ____, which came into Egypt"
What is Israel?
As its punny name implies, Vinyl Resting Place in Portland, Oregon is a small business that sells these collectibles
What are records?
32 green houses,
12 red hotels,
lots of play money
What is Monopoly?
SMH:
I'm showing disapproval by moving my skull from side to side
Marketing itself in its own chocolate, this brand has imprinted #mybreak on its wafer bars
What is kitkat?
Song of Solomon 2:1:
"I am the ____ of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys"
What is rose?
A yarn store in Amherst, New York, Have Ewe Any Wool is a delightful pun that features the female name for this animal
What are sheep?
Lots of red pegs,
even more white pegs,
10 plastic vessels,
including 2 aircraft carriers
What is Battleship?
NVM:
Actually, disregard what I just said (like how much I love that 1991 Nirvana album)
What is nevermind?
Introduced in 1912, this brand of chocolatey cookies can be spelled using letters in "chocolatier"
What is Oreo?
Revelation 17:3:
"I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast... having seven heads and ten ____"
What are horns?
Seattle's Spex in the City has this type of doctor ready to assist you
What is an optometrist?
4 racks,
100 tiles
(98 tiles have letters, 2 are blank)
What is Scrabble
TLDR:
Dude, you need an editor--that is overly verbose & I'm not looking at it
What is too long didn't read?
A conveyor belt of chocolates hilariously overwhelms 2 characters in a classic 1952 episode of this sitcom
What is I love Lucy
Lamentations 4:9:
"They that be slain with the ____ are better than they that be slain with hunger"
What is sword?
Olive or Twist is a martini bar in Pittsburgh whose name is a play on the title of a classic novel by this author
Who is Charles Dickens?
Color-coded plastic armies,
42 territory cards,
5 dice
What is Risk
NGL:
I shall tell you the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth
What is not gonna lie?
It's a 10-letter word that describes someone who is incredibly fond of eating chocolate
What is chocoholic?
Daniel 3:23:
"And these three men...fell down bound into the midst of the burning ____ ____"
What is fiery furnace?
Get a cup of joe at Rimsky-Korsakoffee House, named for the Russian composer who wrote a famous interlude about this insect's "Flight"
What are bumblebees?
19 terrain hexes,
60 roads,
1 robber
What is (Settlers of) Catan?
WYWH:
Like Pink Floyd said, my desire is for you to be in the same place as me right now
What is wish you were here?
As a nod to its cuisine's origins, this restaurant chain offers a dessert called "The Great Wall of Chocolate"
What is P.F. Changs?