Diamond
Which is heavier? A pound of silver or a pound of feathers?
None is heavier. They both weigh a pound.
If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
3 apples
The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
Zebra
Where is the ocean deepest?
Bottom
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Its fleece is warm and wooly white. And when you lie at night, count it and you'll fall asleep. What is it?
Sheep
Sam is 14 years old and Brittany is half of his age. Now Sam is 34 years old. How old is Brittany?
27 years old
Often found in doctor's offices and pirate flags.
Skeleton
For me, much blood has been shed. I have two faces but only bear one head. What am I?
Coin
Most people love to use me. You make me glide through the air. Even your dog loves me. What am I?
Frisbee
Tomorrow's yesterday. Yesterday's tomorrow. What is it?
Today
Bob has 36 candy bars. He ate 29. What does he have now?
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
I occur twice in eternity. And I'm always within sight.
Letter T
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Thursday
Josh has 5 sons, and each of them has a sister. How many children does Josh have?
Six, the sons all share the one sister.
A stylish winter top that covers your throat.
Turtleneck
Two is one, four is two, and six is three. Don't you see? What am I?
Half
I do not eat food. But I enjoy a light meal everyday. What am I?
A plant
I always have to work with something in my eye. What am I?
A needle
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
Seven
A salutation from the islands.
Aloha
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
Fish
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
Carpet