Money
How much are two quarters worth?
50 cent
you see scary things and creepy monsters.
Halloween
what do you call a fake noodle
An impasta
I love my life, everyday I wake up feeling so fly.
Look in the mirror im a really fly guy.
i am red you can eat me and i have seeds
strawberry
how much are a hundred pennies worth?
1$
it's very cold and you can make snow men
Christmas
What did the cop say to his belly button
Youre under a vest.
he got one tatted by his eye, it symbolizes Nene
He swear to never to tell no lie cause thats not what he believe
I am big black and white, and I love fish I come out in the winter
polar bear
How much are 7 quarters and 2 nickels worth?
1 dollar 85 cent
you see candy and bunnies everywhere.
Easter
How did the picture end up in prison
it was framed
if you let me in Ima be your blessing the one you stressing
stole your heart on finessing
You can put me on, and we go fast and sometimes get scratched
skates
I have 5 dollars, I lost 2 dollars how much money do I have?
3 dollars
you get candy flowers, a card and lots of kisses and everything pink
Valentine
Why did the frog ride the bus to work?
His car got toad
safest to say im the biggest the largest
been stepping on stuff since i stayed in them apartments
i run fast and have a ugly laugh
hyena
My mom gave me 60 dollars, and my grandma gave me 70 dollars and cousin asked for 40 dollars. How much money do I have left?
90 dollars
you get to pop firecrackers at night and watch the sky light up.
4th of July
Why did the belt get arrested?
it held up a pair of pants.
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings had to put humtpy together again
I can be different colors and jump very high
frog