What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A Clock!!!
What has lots of keys but no locks?
A piano
Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it's Gone!
What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living!
Why is an island like the letter T?
Because it's in the middle of water!
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly