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The beginning of every year, the middle of forever and the end of time and space. What am I?
The letter “e”.
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
It is not raining.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not in a thousand years?
The letter “m”.
A women shoots her husband,drowns him, hangs him, then 5 minutes later they go out for dinner and a movie. What is her profession?
She is an old-time photographer: she took his picture! Put it in developer. Hung the print to dry.
If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks while a blue house is made of blue bricks then what is a green house made of.
Glass.
I am white on the outside and I hold gold on the inside. I am considered a treasure to many. I have no corners or a lock, yet I am easy to open. What am I?
An egg.
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
He is riding a horse named Friday.
I have two coins together totaling 15 cents, one of them is not a nickle, what are they?
One is a dime and the OTHER is a nickel.
A woman pushing her car stops outside a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt. How did this happen!
She was playing monopoly!
Why do birds fly south?
It’s too far to walk.
I am tall and skinny. I have an eye, but i cannot use it. What am I?
A needle.
What is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday?
Today.
What is the only positive number that when added to itself or multiplied by itself will gives you the same answer.
2. 2 x 2 = 4; 2 + 2 = 4
The maker does not want me. The buyer does not use me.The user does not see me
A coffin.
Why does everyone like partying with the mushroom?
He’s a fungi (a “fun-guy”).
What is it than when you put it in a bucket the bucket gets lighter?
A hole.
I went in the woods and I found it. Once I found it I searched for it. The longer I had it the less I liked it, so I took it home in my hand. What is it?
A splinter.
How do you make 7 even?
Drop the “s”.
A man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. Runs some more, and turns left again. He runs a bit more and turns left one more time. When he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for home. Who are the masked man?
The umpire and the catcher. It’s a baseball game.
Tall I am young, short I am old, in a room I cast a glow, winds breath is my foe.
A candle.
I need air to survive, yet I am not living. What am I.
Fire.
What word is the same fowards, backwards and up-side down?
SWIMS
What did zero say to 8?
Nice belt.
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double. I am as thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I?
The king of spades.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, tomorrow.