If you drop me I’m sure to crack,
but give me a smile, and I’ll always smile back.
A Mirror
Why do people go to the corner of the room when they are cold?
Because its 90 degrees there
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A Fence
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and a half goat?
The answer is CHICAGO. CHI is 3/7 of CHICKEN, CA is 2/3 of CAT, GO is a half of GOAT.
How many seconds are in a year?
12
You do not want me, but if you get me, you do not want to lose me. What am I?
A Lawsuit
What room can’t a skeleton enter?
The living room
What freezes when it is overheated?
A Computer
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Open us, and you can’t see us without a mirror.
Close us, and you can’t see us at all. What are we?
Your Eyes
People make me, save me, waste me, raise me. What am I?
Money
I am big on Saturday and Sunday.
I am small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
I am not on Monday and Friday.
The Letter S
I can be cracked. And I can be made. I can be told. And I can be played. What am I?
A joke
what has many ring but no fingers
A telephone
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8
I have a spine but no other bones.
I wear a jacket but no other clothes.
A Book
What does the liar do when he dies?
He lies still
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
You can touch me, You can break me, You should win me if you want to be mine. What am I?
A heart
What tastes better than it smells?
Tongue
Lose me once ill come back stronger, lose me twice ill leave forever. What am I?
A Tooth
I have a 9 letter word, 123456789.
If I lose it, I die.
If I have 234, I can 1234.
If I have 56, I am very sick.
235 is the same as 789.
What is the word?
Heart beat
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a "G" and its "gone"
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
Starting