When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
What has a horn but can't honk?
Rhinocerous
I have two hands but cannot scratch myself.
What am I?
clock
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs the meat.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
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What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
Bananas
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
I am more useful when cracked and broken. What am I?
an egg
I am an odd number until you take a letter away. then I am even. What number am I?
Seven
What is made of water, but if you put it into water it vanishes?
An Ice cube
Which is the best month for parade?
March
What is the difference between here and there?
Letter T
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
Post-office
What 2 things you cant eat at breakfast?
lunch and dinner
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Pop corn
You hear me once, you hear me again, and then I die until I am called again.
Echo
I get shorter as I age. What am I?
Candle
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What goes from Z to A?
Zebra
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
F-First letter of each month of the year
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An Onion
There are three apples. You take two. How many apples do you have?
Two
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A tea pot
What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable