The part with all the numbers.
What is budget?
The exact abbreviation of Doctor of Philosophy in Danish.
What is ph.d.?
This fund hides behind "RMSVFF"
What is Region Midtjyllands Sundhedsvidenskabelige Forskningsfond?
The one who is always in good time before deadline.
Who is Henriette?
The first thing you do before you start writing.
What is carefully reading the entire call, to see if you fit?
The part where you brag?
What is "The research group", "practical framework" or "Eligibility"?
The exact abbreviation for Doctor of Philosophy in English.
What is PhD?
A fund we previously used to love, but now we have mixed feelings about.
What is the Tryg Foundation?
The one who is (often) very late.
Who is Mohit?
The correct amount of time you start looking for grants, before you actually needs it.
What is 1 year?
This is abbreviated to LOI.
What is Letter of Interest?
This is the meaning of FTE.
What is Full Time Equivalent?
The amount used on research and development in Denmark in 2022 (private and public funded)
What is 110 billion?
The one who always forget telling anyone, that they got money?
Who is Jesper?
The thing you recieve 1 min. before deadline.
What is your team members CV and publications list (still 5 references too lang)
The part where you explain why the f*** you want to do, the thing you want to do?
What is purpose?
Closest subject that resembles grant writing.
What is epic fictional writing?
Who is Jonas?
The one that promptly upholds the road map created for each application.
Who is Lena?
This happens when you press submit.
What is the quickets way to find the typo, that have made it through 45 edits?
The parameters best used to describe Research Goals.
What are SMART measures?
Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Relevant, and Time-Bound
Ppercentage by which the e-form and word differ from each other according to AutoCrit systems
What is 10%
These are the top 3 funding agencies for Hammel i 2023.
Who is Novo Nordisk Foundation, Region Midtjyllands Sundhedsvidenskabelige Forskningsfond og Folkesundhed i Midten?
The one, that never uses up all the characters allowed.
Who is Jørgen?
The correct number of edits of every proposal.
What is one less, than you actually wanted to (but Gritt said no)