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what does the invisible man drink
evaporated milk
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What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
nothing
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Why did the baker go to jail
he was caught beating eggs
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what can you catch but can't throw
cold
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The name of Bahá’í New Year 

 What is Naw-Ruz

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what is a gas stations fav type of shoe
pump
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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorectly
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what has 6 eyes but can not see
3 blind mice
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what is at the end of a rainbow
w
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Naw-Ruz marks the end of the ___ (bonus: how many days of this ___)

Fast (bonus: how long? 19 days)

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what is a snakes fav subject
HISSorty
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f you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
secert
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what fish can help you build a house
hammerheads
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what is red and mushy and found in sharks mouths
slow swimmers
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Naw-Ruz translates to what in Persian?

New Day

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why did the pencil cross the road first
because it was a LEADer
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A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
he was playing monoply
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why don't duck say joke when they are flying
they might quack up
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What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
your breath
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How do Baha'is celebrate Naw-Ruz?

There is no specific way to celebrate Naw-Ruz but some celebrate by sharing food, music, prayers and dance.

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what did the toilet say when it was playing cards
flush
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species did Moses take on the ark with him?
none
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what did the cannibal say after it finished a clown
that tasted funny
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The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly." How can that be possible?
The marines were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is
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This intl. org. marked the first "International Day for Nowruz" in 2010

What is "the United Nations"?