Animals
What do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
if athletes get athletes foot, then what do elves get?
Mistle-toes
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel his credit card.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What is a tree's favorite soda?
root beer
Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
a watch dog
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
How do you cut a wave in half?
using a sea saw
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?
Punch
Why cant your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What kinds of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad.
Why did the boy stare at the container of orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
He was afraid of the net.
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
because it was rated arr
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four _____ ___ ___" - Abraham Lincoln
a. examining the tree
b. finding my axe
c. sharpening the axe
c. sharpening the axe
Why do people like to go outdoors?
Because windows are harder to get out of.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.