jokes
what do you call a fake noodle?
an imPASTA
what is red and smells like blue paint?
red paint
What color are zebras’ strips when they are first born?
brown
what does Ms. Heil coach?
basketball
how much money is 4 quarters?
100 cents or 1 dollar
what did one plate say to the other?
dinner is on me
what can run but cannot walk?
water
What letter is not included in any of the 50 U.S. state names?
Q
what is Ms. Heil's middle name?
Elizabeth
how many nickels would you need to make 50 cents?
10
where do polar bears keep their money?
snow bank
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
silence
What is the world record for number of hotdogs eaten in one sitting?
74
how old was Ms. Heil when she got glasses?
21
if I have 7 dimes, how much money do I have?
70 cents
where do cows go on a Friday night?
the mooo-vies
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
light
what is the most ordered food in America?
fried chicken
Mountain Dew
If I buy a candy bar that costs $2.00, but I give the cashier a $5.00 bill, how much change should I get back?
$3.00
how do you make an octopus laugh?
by ten-tickles
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
the letter R
What is the most popular color of car?
white
where is Ms. Heil going this weekend? HINT: sports game
Vikings v Cowboys game
$1.53