Jokes
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
A cheerful and optimistic fry cook who lives under the sea in the Nickelodeon show
SpongeBob SquarePants
How many colors are there in the rainbow
7
What‘s another name for Santa Clause
Saint Nick
Name company whose stock ticker is AAPL
Apple
What was the pigs best karate move called?
The Porkchop
A cartoon dog who solves mysteries with his friends
Scooby-Doo
Who is the Voice of Donkey in Shrek
Eddie Murphy
how old is kevin from home alone
10
Name company whose stock ticker is NFLX
Netflix
Why did the soccer ball quit
Because he was kicked around
Famous electric yellow creature who comes out of a ball
Pikachu
In a 401k, what is the early withdraw penalty before age 59½
10%
In the song, “The Twelve Days of Christmas“ what happened on the 5th day
They got 5 golden rings
Name company whose stock ticker is AMZN
Amazon
What did one stop light say to the other stop light
Stop Looking, Im changing
Funny cartoon of grandfather and grandson who take regular trips into space
Rick and Morty
Steph Curry's jersey number
30
Who was Jesus’s earthly father
Joseph
Name company whose stock ticker is TSLA
Tesla
Why was zero jealous of eight
Because he was a wearing a designer belt
The jedi with a purple sword.
Mace Windu
Kobe Bryant's most popular nickname
In 1965, Astronauts broadcast which Christmas song from space
Name company whose stock ticker is NVDA
Nivida