Jokes
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
A cheerful and optimistic fry cook who lives under the sea
SpongeBob SquarePants
How many colors are there in the rainbow
7
This meeting determines whether a potential client has a viable case.
What is intake
What film is this quote from “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
What is The Godfather?
What do you call a pig the does Karate
A Porkchop
A smart-aleck, quick-witted rabbit
Bugs Bunny
Where was the Caesar salad made?
Tijuana, Mexico
EvenUp helps firms move cases faster without adding this.
👉 What is headcount?
Who is credited with inventing the light bulb.
Who is Thomas Edison?
What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances?
What is retired?
Famous electric yellow creature who comes out of a ball
Pikachu
How many hearts does an octopus have?
Three
These damages compensate for pain, suffering, and emotional distress.
What are non-economic damages?
This country has won the most FIFA World Cups.
Brazil
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
What is the lawyer charges more?
A perpetually scared but good hearted dog who travels with friends
What is the only animal with 4 knees
Elephant
This argument claims injuries were not caused by the accident but by this.
What are pre-existing conditions?
This state is home to Yellowstone National Park.
What is Wyoming?
How do you organize a space party?
You planet
How many Simpsons episodes are there? to the nearest hundred!
there are 800+ episodes!
What animal is capable of drinking 30 gallons of water in ten minutes
Camel
This deadline limits how long a plaintiff has to file a lawsuit.
What is the statute of limitations?
Which brand is this quote from “Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands”
What is M&Ms