Bee Happy
What did the bee say to his wife
hi honey
What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music!
why did the fish cross the sea
To get to the other tide
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road
he didn't have the guts to do it
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
What do you call a bee you can't understand?
A Mumble bee!
what is a balloons least favorite school activity
a pop quiz
What do you call bears without ears?
B's!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Something between us smells!"
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
what is a candy corn's dad's name
pop-corn!
what does a cat have for breakfast
mice krispies
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a parade of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
A may-bee!
what did the balloon say to the doctor
I feel lightheaded
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle its funny bone.
How do you organize a space party?
You plan-et!
Why was the bee fired from the barber shop?
It could only give buzz cuts!
why are there no jokes about popcorn
because they're pop-corny
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for collage
bi-son
Why didn't the skeleton like the halloween candy?
He just didn't have the stomach for it!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant
he had a large bill