Funny
Like 3 months ago I said hawk tuah in front of my family not really knowing what it meant and my mom and dad and brother looked at me in utter disgust
Reagan Doyon
Once I had to go to the hospital since I jumped over a cone and my crotch got caught and I face planted
Catherine Daly
For an honors society, they made us go synchronized swim as a task during candidacy but we couldn’t swim in the pool because it was full of untreated chemicals when we got there. So, we ended up “fake” synchronized swimming right outside of the pool on land and people would walk past the door/enter the entrance of the pool and be so confused and it was very embarrassing.
Lauren Shieh
I have an adopted sister from Korea
Catherine Daly
My parents told me when I was a kid that my cat ran away to get a cat girlfriend, but turns out (i didn’t figure this out until like last year) that they actually found his furr in the backyard years ago and just didn’t want to tell me.
Abby Nordhausen
My middle school boyfriend broke up with me over his snapchat story. He posted one of those anonymous polls where people ask you questions, and someone asked him “are you still dating _____?” and he responded “no”, despite never telling me we broke up.
Holly Smith
I was at the roller-skating place near WPI one night and decided to rent some rollerblades with some friends. As I was skating around, getting used to the speed and the brakes, I started to accelerate. I had lapped around the rink a few times when all of a sudden there was a small child approaching me perpendicularly. I noticed him getting closer, so I preemptively started to brake. All of a sudden, he cut in front of me, and I body slammed into this seven-year-old. At first, I was in shock that I had knocked over this kid, but then I saw his mom who watched the entire interaction. Also, when I was trying to brake, I had to pick up my toes which looked like I was purposely tripping him. After that, his mom was giving me death glares as I was skating around, and I decided to leave.
Ella Hughes
One time I won a singing competition when I was younger and my mom didn’t believe me
Sanidi
On like the third day of freshman year I literally shat my pants because of the holiness sauce at daka
Reagan Doyon
I can play any song by ear on violin
Lauren Shieh
When I was six, I peed in my closet because I was having a dream that I walked to the bathroom.
Holly Smith