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Weird Al made fun of a few Michael Jackson songs. In this one he is making fun of people eating too much
What is Eat It?
A shoplifter in Scotland who stole a bottle of vodka was easily captured by police when, before he left the store, he asked the store clerk for a date he gave her this information
What is his name and phone number?
In Alabama it is illegal to drive with this "Pin the tail on the donkey" eyewear
What is a blindfold?
In his book Wyrd Sisters this author wrote: "This book was written using 100% recycled words"
Who was Terry Pratchett?
"I Love you."
"I Know"
was quoted by Leia and Han in this Star Wars Movie.
What is the Empire Strikes Back?
This song sings about "A little bit of Monica, a little bit of Erica, a little bit of Rita, and a little bit of Tina
What is Mambo No. 5
2 men were waiting in line at a coffee shop to order and pay for their coffee. Another man cut in front of them and demanded all the money in the till. The 2 men quickly apprehended the would be bank robber and handcuffed him. The would be robber failed to recognize the 2 men of this profession (even in full uniform)
What are policemen?
In Arizona it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in one of these. It Ok for him to stand in one or take a bath in one though.
What is a bathtub?
This renowned scientist one said: The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It's not enough for me to wear dark glasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away."
Who was Stephen Hawkins?
In Miss Congeniality Miss Rhode Island gives this month and day when asked to
"Describe your perfect date?"
What is May 25th
In this movie the king likes to 'Move it, move it.
What is Madagascar
When this would be robber failed to rob a Lowes store he fled across the street and jumped a fence right into the Cypress Cove Nudest Resort & Spa. He was easily spotted by the police because he was the only one of the folks in the place doing this.
What is wearing clothes?
In Connecticut a pickle must be able to do this or it is illegal to sell it. You could be arrested and fined if it doesn't. (Maybe if you're selling pickles there you better test them on your trampoline)
What is bounce?
This Golden Girls Actress who lived to be 99 once said:
"People say 'But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends' Well at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board."
Who was Betty White?
This Star Trek NG actor made many appearances on the Big Bang Theory. When he holds up the Vulcan hand gesture at an angry theater goer at a Star Wars premier and says: "Live long and suck it!"
Who is Will Wheaton?
In the song "Head Bussa" by J. Cole the lyric goes:
"She said 'Boy, you want your cake (and do this.) I said it's cake. That's what you're supposed to do."
What is "eat it too"?
A man, Mitchell Deslatte, drove to what he thought was a Baton Rouge hotel, walked into the place and asked the clerk for a room. The clerk was actually not a hotel clerk at all. Mitchelle was immediately arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated. What Mitchell thought was a hotel was actually this place.
What is a police station?
In Hawaii it's illegal to place one of these in one's ear.
Magicians in the Aloha state probably hate this law
What is a coin?
This famous scientist (Relativity speaking) said: "Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Who was Albert Einstein?
One Character in this animated series says to his "nemesis"
"How did you get stuck in my Double Dutch Machine? That's not even a trap."
What is Phineas and Ferb?
In this song who did he asked (Ooo eee oo ah ah, Ting tang walla walla bing bang)
Who is the Witch Doctor?
A good Samaritan noticed an elderly man being robbed, so he jumped in and punched the thief in the face. The thief was so upset he called this number and complained.
What is 911
In this Mount Rushmore state it is illegal to sleep in the cheese factory.
What is South Dakota?
This Southern author known for his wise witticisms and riverboats said:
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting"
Who was Mark Twain?
From this Jurassic Park franchise movie:
The character, Owen Grady, played by Chris Pratt says when the raptor appears says:
"She's learning where she fits on the food chain and I'm not sure you want her to figure that out.
What is Jurassic World?