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If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What's a dentist's favorite time?
2:30 (tooth hurty)
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
Say the alphabet backwards
Win 1600 points!
What has teeth but cannot bite?
A Comb
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Silence.
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON