4 1/2 stars: Docking a full star because any movie that kills dogs should burn but adding half a star because of how unbearably hot Kurt Russel was here
What is The Thing?
Starting out as two teenagers from Sacramento, this media conglomerate has expanded into a group of comedians with miniseries’s such as TNTL, Gentlemen’s, and Don‘t Win
What is Smosh?
“Kowabunga dudes, let’s get it on. Reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance.”
What is Artists vs Turtles?
A chill dude gains a questionable fanbase, his moody friend freaks out, and things go downhill fast with pharisees and high notes.
What is Jesus Christ Superstar?
I’ve worked at Disney for three years, name all 3 locations
What is World of Disney, the Confectionery, and Epcot Costuming?
4 stars: Me when I go to the smiling competition and she’s my opponent 😱😱
Smile 2
The correct spelling of the fandom regarding Dan Howell and Phil Lester
What is the Phandom?
”Let me be frank, don’t start beef with the Franc who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks”
Eastern philosophers vs Western philosophers
Some high schoolers try to survive puberty, popularity, and Lovecraftian horrors beyond your wildest nightmares
What is Nerdy Prides must die?
I met this cancelled YouTuber and name twin at a convention
Who is Gabbie Hanna?
4 1/2 stars: Just rewatched it and still holds up as an example of a sequel being better than the original
What is Grease 2?
The Fine brothers, popular for their videos of audiences giving input on popular events, unsuccessfully tired to copyright this word
What is “React”?
“I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia
No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya
Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast, then thank God almighty, you can eat at last”
Martin Luther King vs Gandhi
Uh-Oh, Nazis
What is Cabaret?
This type of animal was often captured growing up to terrify my mother
What are lizards?
5 stars: Wasn’t at all what I was expecting when renting American Psycho
What is Howls Moving Castle?
The end of every year on YouTube normally ends with this video, having the biggest trends and YouTubers featured
What is Rewind?
“You still got no children after your third marriage
You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage”
Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
This god awful movie musical comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial
What is Repo?
This Disney Channel Original Character was the first time I remember having a crush, as he rode in with his bad boy persona and motorcycle. I will accept the movie name
Who is Zeke/ Minutemen?
4 stars: Ewan McGregor’s finest
What is Robots?
The ship name between an Australian YouTuber turned pop star and one of the first openly queer creators on the platform
What is Troyeler?
“Even if you're gripping on a weapon then you better get to stepping if you're messing with the horror lord
In a minute maybe I'mma hit him, cut him into itty bitty bits and I'mma stick him in the floorboards!”
Edgar Allen Poe vs Stephen King
A guy sells his soul for a record deal, gets facially barbecued, and then turns into a spooky synth goblin who crashes a glittery concert with murder and melodrama.
What is Phantom of the Paradise?
This World War Two icon and overall diva is my birthday twin, make sure to wish her a happy birthday (if you can find her)
Who is Anne Frank?