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Why did you tell Gassan not to use your fork for the tower cake?
TSK TSK TSK SHAME SHAME SHAME
PRIZE YAYYY!
THE IRA! YAAAAY DOMESTIC TERROR YAAAAY
What local business did integral carpentry, landscaping, and painting subsequently saving your wedding?
Rehman Integral Carpentry, Landscaping, and Painting Company Inc.!!!!
Not Haribo, but that's what your gonna get!
Who is your soulcat?
Finnegan!!! YAAAY
Who is the best hockey team?
The Washington Capitals (w/ a 6-4 record? I highly doubt they're the best but ok) YAAAAAY!!!
Who is an incredible nurse who spends her days caring for others with endless patience and compassion, who somehow always finds the strength to smile after the longest shifts, who brightens every moment with her genuine warmth and steady optimism, whose presence fills every room she walks into, and whose kindness and selflessness remind everyone around her what it truly means to care?
GABRIELLE MENDOZA-REHMAN OR REHMAN-MENDOZA I FORGETTTT! YAY YOUUUU! YAYA
Who was soft as a pillow, rolled up like an armadillo, jaws like a hippo, ate a bunch of twizzlers through the plastic and big league chew, hated other dogs that weren't built like a loaf of bread, invented the infinite water glitch (puke it up and drink it again), drooled an excessive amount during eating time, the most long-lived Queen, and the sweetest doggo to ever be built like a loggo?
WILLOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Who is the freakishly built, extremely talented, really smart, pretty much a black belt, undefeated, undisputed, master of all combat, and Muay Thai instructor of Capital MMA?
James.