The UK
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British humour / jokes
100

Find the missing adjective:

The current King, Charles the Third, is the _______ monarch to ascend to the throne in the UK.

oldest



100

What's the capital of Australia?

Canberra


100

What's the capital of New Zealand?

Wellington.



100

How many states is the US made up of?

50 states



100

Finish the joke:

- "I went to the doctor because I’d broken my arm in three places".

- "Well, you should stop....

.....going to those places"

200

This is Scotland's national dish and is prepared in sheep's stomach stuffed with oatmeal, offal, and onions. What do you call it?

Haggis



200

What's the population of Australia?

1) 14 million people

2) 26 million people

3) 36 million people

4) 44 million people

2) 26 million people


200

That's a kiwi bird. What's so special about it?

It has tiny wings, but cannot fly. 



200

When does the US celebrate the Independence Day from the British Empire?

On the 4th of July



200

Finish the joke:

- "What do you call London without electricity?"

- "It's ... 

Londoff"

300

TRUE or FALSE?

In the UK, you are never more than 50 km from the sea.

FALSE. It's 113km



300

Are both these statements TRUE or FALSE?

1. A kangaroo is only one centimeter long when it is born.

2. The name ‘Australia’ comes from the Latin word ‘australis’, meaning southern.

True


300

Are these both statements TRUE or FALSE?

1) This is the last country in the world to be discovered by humans.

2) There are more sheep than people in New Zealand

TRUE.



300

What's the largest state in the US?

Alaska


300

Finish the joke:

- "What's the past tense of William Shakespeare"?

- "It's ...........

....... Wouldiwas Shookspeared".

400

What year did the Queen Elizabeth II die?


In 2022.


400

Mozzie - is an Australian slang word for what?

A mosquito

400

What's the most popular sport in New Zealand? 

Rugby


400

The most common language spoken in the US is English. What's the second?

Spanish


400

Finish the joke

- "Why did the student take a ladder to school?"
- "Because he/she was going.............

 ...........to high school"

500

What sea separates the United Kingdom from mainland Europe, with coasts in Norway, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, and France?

The North Sea



500

Does it ever snow in Australia?

YES: Australia is snowier than you think. During winter the Australian Alps actually receive more snow each year than Switzerland.



500

What do you call the indigenous people of New Zealand? 

Māori.


500

What countries does the US share land borders with? 

Canada and Mexico



500

Finish the joke

- "Where do cows go for entertainment?"
- "They go to the ..........

moooooooooovies!"