RAs
The RA who personally nicknamed himself after a bodily fluid
Elijah Ahrens (Peelijah)
The freshmen resident who really really really likes water
Tommy Muller (Yum Yum Yum I Love Water, Hydration Creation, H₂Bro)
The room where historic lock-ins happen, especially during Hell Week and finals
Situation Room
The laced item handed out to students from an unknown female on April Fool's Day
Drug Roses
The meaning of the "GBI" acroymn
Galloway Bureau of Investigation
The RA who leaked classified, unredacted RA documentation, revealing harrowing truths about our Galloway RA Team
Mason Settergren (Bread Daddy Mason)
The resident who got "Fryed" in the GroupMe for his controversial opinion
Fish (Nate Fish)
The harmless, non threatening item that was hidden in this dorm that lead to unfortunate consequences with the deans
Chick-Fil-A Sauce Packet
The individual who got a little too excited at the Sports Complex
Splex Offender (Joshua Howard Smith)
The desired career of President Curtin after graduation
Unemployed
The RA who is always on time and attends every dorm event
Peter Kaiser
The resident who has a thumbdrive labelled "Furry Stuff"
Eric Johnson
The queen of 1st and 2nd floor who prevents our dorm from becoming a biohazard
Elva Town
The plague that spread across campus last year that caused unfavorable symptoms
Norovirus
The former Director of Counterterrorism and true visionary behind the GBI
George Accola
The former RA who was "allergic" to fun
Justin Doughty
The former resident who was known for his extravagant and questionable item requests in the GroupMe
Emil Schlueter
The alternative name for G103, Avi's current room
The Shaft
The historic location you go when you don't want to live anymore
Arb (Slayton Arboretum)
The true ethnicity of Avi
Californian
The former RA who sent a questionable meme concerning the activites between two rats to an incoming McIntyre resident prior to his freshmen year
Jackson Casey
The former resident who flunked out of Hillsdale after his freshmen year
Joel Holler (🕊️ Freshmen JH 🕊️)
The name used for Galloway's Homecoming team from 2019 to 2022
WhitWatWay
The individual who evaded campus security to speak to young girls and invite them to help with a dead deer
Joe Bruneau
The favorite drink of GBI operatives
Lean