WE LOOK UP TO THEM
VERY PUNNY
BEFORE & AFTER
WHAT DO I STAND FOR?
CROSSWORD CLUES (5)
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
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It's Ireland's regal neighbor to the north

United Kingdom

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The Soviet Union's economy was slow to recover after World War II; it just kept this dictator

Stalin'

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A French landmark becomes a Biblical spot where language comprehension breaks down

the Eiffel Tower of Babel

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In "CSI" on CBS


Investigation

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An Armada

_ L _ _ _

fleet

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Grab a cup of this, like Dannon's "Fruit on the Bottom"; it's a good source of calcium

yogurt

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Mongolia rolls their eyes upwards to this nation.

Russia

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The blood bank wouldn't let me donate; I went there in this blood vessel

vien

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 Bonus work in school that nets you a piece of plastic from Visa

extra credit card

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In IBM this American multinational technology corporation 

international

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Police pat-down

_ _ I _ K

frisk

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How about a Belgian one of these treats, made in an iron & served with butter & maple syrup

a waffle

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As large as it is, Brazil still looks up to this small nation with English as the official language - others spoken are creole, Hindi and Urdu.

Guyana

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"Things that can be seen from the Eiffel Tower", or animals that live & feed on other animals

Paris sites/parasites

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Doctor's office holding area feature that allows you to order food & drink to be delivered to you

waiting room service

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In a hospital's ICU

intensive

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Man with the golden touch

_ I _ A _

Midas

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Cash in on a plateful of these small pancakes with a monetary name

Silver dollar pancakes

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It's due north of Syria

Turkey

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From the L.A. Times: "Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 freeway, creates" this

jam

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 A type of sports overtime becomes more serious as a document that sets an execution date

sudden death warrant

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In IM, this type of messaging

instant

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Eagle's nest

_ E _ I _

aerie

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A Southern favorite is the buttermilk type of these small quick breads smothered in gravy

a biscuit

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Some call Sri Lanka's this nation's "chota bhai"

India

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Young Karl flunked out of Communist school; he was getting terrible these

Marx

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A nickname for Alaska & Sweden about perpetual daylight becomes this Chinese general who said "Know the enemy & know yourself"

Land of the Midnight Sun Tzu

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In HIV

immunodeficiency

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Palindromic pharmaceutical

X _ _ _ X

xanax

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For the record there's no fish called a lox--the lox on your bagel is made from this fish

salmon