Beginning in 1965, up to 3 million suspected communists, atheists, and ethnic Chinese citizens were murdered by death squads with help from the CIA and MI6 in THIS nation.
What is Indonesia?
“every statement I make today is backed up by sources, solid sources.” was said by THIS liar in his speech to the UN Security council in the lead up to the invasion of Iraq.
Who is Colin Powell?
“Thine materfamilias uncommonly elephantine, whilst lending her patronage to scholastic instruction she was positioned adjacent to all tutees”
What is “yo mama so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everybody?"
He wrote “Benny and the Jets” and directed “The Thing!”
Who is Elton John Carpenter?
In Haiti & parts of West Africa, it's a corpse brought back to life
What is a Zombie?
Halvah, a Middle East treat, is traditionally made from these seeds, ground up, & honey
What are sesame seeds?
In 1985, local police in THIS city dropped a bomb on the home of a suspected “anarcho-terrorist group,” accidentally starting a fire burning down 65 homes, leaving 250 people homeless, and killing 11 people.
What is Philadelphia?
“We are not about to send American boys nine or ten thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves” was said by THIS liar in 1964.
Who is Lyndon B. Johnson?
“The mam of your line retains such mass, the resulting designated classification of her ichor is listed as a desert containing nuts, marshmallows, and frozen chocolate cream.”
What is “yo mama so fat, her blood type is rocky road?”
Star of 1991’s “The Silence of the Lambs” who released the billboard topping “Pumped up Kicks.”
Who is Jodie Foster the People?
Also known as a lycanthrope, this beastly monster can be killed by a silver bullet or other silver weapon
What is a werewolf?
It's the popular summertime dessert seen here
 
What is Strawberry Shortcake?
Somewhere between 26,000-240,000 people perished in THIS country due to the 1975 Banqiao Dam failure.
What is China?
“In today’s regulatory environment, it’s virtually impossible to violate rules” was stated by THIS liar during a 2007 speech on illegal practices in Wall Street.
Who is Bernie Maddoff?
“The feminine source of your genetic parentage is of such distressing girth, that in order to facilitate christening through immersion, she sought out the world’s premiere zoological aquatic facility.”
What is “yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world?”
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!?!?!??!!?!?!
The British PM who sanctioned the war in Iraq and was a 1999 found footage smash hit?
In Egypt, it had the body of a lion & head of a man; in Greece it had the head of a woman & wings
What is the sphinx?
Chocolate, caramel & often pecans go into these candies shaped like & named for a certain reptile
What are turtles?
CIA funded Radio Free Europe encouraged Soviet citizens to rise up, falsely promising western support would back their 1956 revolution, which resulted in up to 3,000 deaths in THIS country.
What is Hungary?
This king defeated the Trojans by hiding his soldiers inside of a large wooden horse.
Who is Agemmemnon?
“The matriarch of your ménage is so disproportionate, she requires the assistance of telecommunication mogul’s satellite imaging technology in service of photographic self portraiture.”
What is “yo mama so fat she uses google earth to take a selfie?”
Wham! Frontman and star of Austin Powers.
Who is George Michael Meyers?
Half-man, half-beast son of the Queen of Crete
What is the minotaur?
"Her" packaged treats include marshmallow pies, nutty bars & chocolate chip "snack cakes"
Who is little debbie?
Between 1975 and 1999 THIS nation suffered at least 100,000 deaths in their bid for independence from US backed Indonesian occupation.
What is Timor-Leste, or what is East Timor?
Bill Clinton famously lied about “having sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky” during a sexual harrasment suit lodged by THIS woman.
Who is Paula Jones?
“The preceding ancestral lass in your genealogical record is so remarkably prodigious, it is reported she suffers from an insulin deficiency, but the etymological greek root of dia is replaced with the latin root for three”
What is “Yo mama so fat she has triabetes?”
Female lead of the 1978 hit slasher film who also released Super Fly as his third album.
Who is Jamie Lee Curtis Mayfield?
This other word for a vampire may come from the Greek word "nosophoros", or plague-carrier
What is nosferatu?
Legend says its name goes back to when an Atlantic City candy stand was flooded during high tide
What is saltwater taffy?