Poorly described video games
A plumbers saves a young lady after abusing a turtle
Mario
A princess with no chill accidentally turns her entire kingdom into an air-conditioned nightmare because she didn’t learn emotional regulation until halfway through the movie.
Frozen
What is the name of the green infinity stone?
Time stone, Eye of Agamotto
This hero has to be worthy in order to wield Mjolnir?
Thor
10 year olds kidnap animals, make them fight each other, and call it friendship.
Pokemon
A man with a shield lectures everyone about manners and teamwork while his coworkers destroy cities as casually as dropping a pencil.
Captain America
What is the name of the purple infinity stone?
Power stone, Orb
This hero is a wizard
Doctor Strange
Parkour enthusiast repeatedly trusts haystacks with their life
Assassin's Creed
A girl tries to find her missing sister across an ocean and becomes besties with a demigod who treats every crisis like an opportunity to brag
Moana
What is the name of the red infinity stone?
Reality stone, Aether
This hero lives in Wakanda
Black Panther.
A circle eats dots while being chased by four emotional rectangles
PacMan
A guy with anger issues becomes best friends with a tree, a raccoon, an alien woman who could definitely bench-press him, and a dude who takes everything literally. Somehow this works.
Guardians of the Galaxy
What is the name of the yellow infinity stone?
Mind stone, Chitauri Scepter
Mascots settle arguments violently.
Super smash bros
A purple space bodybuilder collects shiny rocks to commit the world’s most dramatic population control experiment because apparently therapy wasn’t an option.
Avengers: End Game
What is the name of the blue infinity stone?
Space Stone, Tesseract