Bad Takes
Ernie Come
Nickelodeon
Reality TV Show by winner
Portmanteaus
400

John Cusack starred in this movie about an apocalypse that, in reality, never came

2012

400

This South African golfer has four career major victories

Ernie Els

400

Name the two Nick shows in which Victoria Justice starred

Zoey 101 and Victorious

400

Bob the Drag Queen

RuPaul's Drag Race

400

to eject a liquid + a reptile similar to a tortoise = this fictional creature

Squirtle

800

This U.S. president is the man most often credited with calling World War I "the war to end all wars", though he was far from the only person who thought so

Woodrow Wilson

800

This is the best known song by Dexy's Midnight Runners

Come On Eileen

800

This show's primary antagonist -- Fire Lord Ozai -- is voiced by Mark Hammill, best known for playing Luke Skywalker

Avatar: the Last Airbender

800

Hines Ward

Dancing With the Stars

800

to move or travel + fermented milk = this portable kids' snack

Gogurt

1200

He said, "We want the ball and we're going to score"... they didn't

Matt Hasslebeck

1200

This question might be asked to a mumbler, or as an expression of surprise

Come again?

1200

In this Nick show, Otto and the gang spend their time playing extreme sports and learning that the real prize was the friends they made along the way

Rocket Power

1200

Ruben Studdard

American Idol

1200

to laugh quietly + a powerful exhalation through the nostrils = this term coined by Lewis Carroll

Chortle
1600
In 2018, the Huffington Post predicted that this man would successfully challenge Nancy Pelosi for Speaker of the House; by the end of the year, he had been unseated by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Joe Crowley
1600

This man, nicknamed "Mr. Cub", was Chicago's main attraction throughout the 1950s

Ernie Banks

1600

This actress was the breakout star of All That and later got her own spinoff show; unfortunately, fame has been rough on her

Amanda Bynes

1600
Vanessa Grimaldi

The Bachelor

1600

strewn about + a class or division = this game

Scattergories

2000

In 2010, journalist/village idiot Clay Travis said to "write it in stone" that this then-NBA draft prospect would be arrested within 5 years

Boogie Cousins

2000

This phrase, often an expression of fearlessness, is also the name of a climactic song in Baz Luhrman's Moulin Rouge! 

Come what may

2000

The protagonist of this cartoon is technically named XJ-9, but she prefers to go by Jenny

My Life as a Teenage Robot

2000

"Boston" Rob Mariano

Survivor

2000

a type of vehicle + a grunge band = this retailer

Carvana