A duet: "To all the girls we've loved before, who traveled in & out our doors, we're glad they came along"
Who are Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias?
A sensitive, but minor car accident
What is a tender fender bender?
In "Henry IV, Part 2", this knight says if he had a thousand sons, he'd teach them "to addict themselves" to wine
Who is Falstaff?
This word for a bullfighter is also a town in northwest Texas
What is a matador?
This 11-letter word is the "T" in LGBTQ
What is transgender?
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around & desert you"
Who is Rick Astley?
A happy 10K for women in habits
What is a nun fun run?
While interviewed, Louis tells the story of how this vampire slashed a rat's neck & drank the blood from a glass
Who is Lestat?
This Bay Area hometown of Tom Brady was named for Spanish explorers for a Gospel writer
What is San Mateo?
With a masculine suffix, it's the male counterpart of bridesmaid
What is groomsman?
"Hello, is it me you're looking for?...& you know what to do, & I want to tell you so much, I love you"
Who is Lionel Richie?
Mission: wed the Cubs' announcer seen here

What is marry Harry Caray?
In "For Whom the Bell Tolls", Robert Jordan says of the taste of this liquor before gulping it, "That's the wormwood"
What is absinthe?
John Sayles titled a movie about a violent labor dispute after this coal-mining town
What is Matewan?
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What is Quora?
"This tainted love you given, I give you all a boy could give you, take my tears & that's not nearly all...tainted love"
Who is Soft Cell?
A russet harlequin has collapsed
What is brown clown down?
Rex Pickett, author of this 2004 novel, really did once take a swig of wine from the spit bucket
What is Sideways?
Olive you should know that this capital of the Greek department of Messenia is a major fruit market
What is Kalamata?
In Amish culture it's the time when teenagers may experiment with activities the culture normally frowns on
What is Rumspringa?
"Making love out of nothing at all...out of nothing at all...out of nothing at all...out of nothing at all"
Who is Air Supply?
Getting back your unholy cotton pests
What is evil weevil retrieval?
In a Rabelais work, this son of Gargantua & his posse drink 237 casks of wine in a sitting
Who is Pantagruel?
The name of this state of central Brazil is Portuguese for "thick forest"
What is Mato Grosso?
From the Latin for "porridge", it's a soft, warm mass placed on an aching or injured body part
What is a poultice?