Dumb Science Jokes
Puppet Professions
The Last Days of Disco
I got a "D" in Religion
GET with the music
Ye Olde Food and Drink
FINAL
100
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks "How come you don't have a suitcase?"
The photon replies, “I’m traveling [this].”
What is "light"?
100
It's the job he struggles at.
What is stand-up comedian?
100
Name of the male character enjoying himself in this latterday disco scene.
Who is Rusty Griswold?
100
Old Testament lion tamer.
Who is Daniel?
100
It's where you get your kicks.
What is Route 66?
100
Device used for cooking meats pictured here.
What is a spit?
200
Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: They make up [this].
What is "everything"?
200
When moviegoers first met this puppet in 1980's Empire Strikes Back, he was long retired from the force.
Who is Yoda?
200
An older and wiser Tony Manero hits the disco floor once again in this 1983 sequel.
What is Stayin Alive?
200
An infamous 1990s cult in Waco, Texas, were linked with this Christian movement known as the Branch [this].
What are Branch Davidians?
200
Her mommy was waiting for her in The Beatles' "Get Back."
Who is Loretta?
200
It's what ye olde cookbook is telling you to do when it commands you to "seethe."
What is boil?
300
Q: What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
A: “You may be graduated, but I have several [blank].”
What are degrees?
300
His profession.
What is a musician?
300
In a rare serious role, Mike Meyers plays the amoral owner of this iconic New York nightclub during the twilight of disco.
What is Studio 54?
300
Greek god of wine-making and partying.
Who is Dionysus?
300
Rhetorical question one asks if one's got rhythm, music, and one's man (or gal).
What is who could ask for anything more?
300
In Shakesepeare's Henry IV part 1, the merry Falstaff exclaims, "If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked." This is what he means by "sack."
What is fortified wine?
400
Question: What fruit contains barium and double sodium?
Answer: [this]
What is BaNaNa?
400
His profession.
What is goatherd?
400
In 1998, Whit Stillman made a film about The Last Days of Disco -- and this is the name of any one of the three stars seen here.
Who are Kate Beckinsale, Chloë Sevigny, or Chris Eigeman?
400
Biblical hair stylist.
Who is Delilah?
400
Ethel Merman played the title character in this 1946 Irving Berlin musical.
What is Annie Get Your Gun?
400
In ye olde cooking, a "cheat" is a type of wholewheat bread in which this has been removed.
What is bran?
400
The category is . . .
The English Language
500
Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: A [this chemical element]
What is silicon?
500
This slapstick couple's main job for centuries has been to beat and humiliate each other for our entertainment.
Who are Punch and Judy?
500
The alliterative-titled "Disco --[this animal]" is routinely identified as the worst disco song of all time.
What is Disco Duck?
500
In Hinduism, it's the religious and moral law governing individual conduct.
What is Dharma?
500
Billy Ocean demanded we get out of this and get into this.
What is his dreams and his car?
500
This medieval term for "stuffing" later became the name for a type of a short dramatic piece that was "stuffed" with silliness and buffoonery.
What is farce?
500
According to most authorities, this is the most commonly used letter in the English language.
What is E?