Medical Current Events
This vaccine-preventable disease saw a resurgence in 2025, prompting CDC travel alerts for several U.S. states and European countries.
Measles
How many drinks does it take to make Pierce turn red?
1
“I threw a wish in the well, don’t ask me, I’ll never tell…”
“…I looked to you as it fell, and now you’re in my way.”
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
Hole
BOGO potbelly today
Winston
This professional society updated its hypertension guidelines in 2025 to lower the threshold for initiating pharmacologic treatment in adults under 60.
American Heart Association
Where is Pierce from that he won't ever shut up about?
Arkansas
“Billie Jean is not my lover…”
“…she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one.”
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
You’ll get an uninterrupted 24 hours no questions asked w him (jacob)
Christina
The FDA granted breakthrough device designation in 2025 to a wearable that detects this life-threatening cardiac event using sweat-based biomarkers.
Myocardial Infarction
Where was Pierce born?
Tulsa, Oklahoma
“I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me…”
“…Papa, paparazzi.”
I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go outside. What am I?
Keyboard
My fault the jew in me started tingling a bit with that deal
Jack
This fungal pathogen was added to the WHO’s "Critical Priority Pathogens" list in 2025 due to rising multidrug resistance and hospital outbreaks.
Candida Auris
What was Pierce's infamous breakfast 1st year?
Peanut butter on Eggo waffles with M&Ms
“First things first, I’ll eat your brains…”
“…then I’mma start rockin’ gold teeth and fangs.”
I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
Niki McGee has a good ring to it
Rohan
Amid growing concern in 2025, the WHO launched an emergency task force to monitor a new zoonotic virus from this animal reservoir, detected in Southeast Asia. (be specific)
Fruit Bats
What was the name of Pierce's Borg at Niki's House party? (sorry again to Niki's house and mom)
Brown v. Borg of Education
“I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA…”
“…Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA.”
Forward I am heavy, but backward I’m not. What am I?
Ton -> Not
Diabeto back at it
Daniel