There ARE Dumb Questions
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
2-5 pounds a day
What's a stone's favorite genre of music?
None, it doesn't have ears.
Name a big number
Anything larger than a billion.
Who was the fastest man in the Bible?
Adam, he started the human race.
Within 10 decimal points how many solar luminosities is the sun?
1
A healer, a tank, and a wizard walks into the bar. What is wrong with this sentence?
The tank should've walked in first.
Free range answer: Why did the plant get kicked out of school?
The council will decide your fate.
Chad has 5 candles. Each candle can burn for 10 minutes each. He then lights all of the candles at the same time. How long will the candles burn for?
50 minutes.
What did the disciples do after Jesus told them to follow Him?
They followed Him.
Air.
Roll a D20
Odds pass, evens fail
This attraction in the US is popular because there is nothing there.
The Grand Canyon.
David gives Mason a quarter and then gives Cooper a nickel. What time is it?
A quarter to five.
Fact or cap?
Two bears attacked a group of kids after they mocked a prophet for being bald.
Fact.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
2 Kings 2:23-24
What's your favorite planet? Why?
The council will decide your fate.
This plumber is known for going on adventures to save the princess and jumping through the mushroom kingdom.
Luigi
What is an animal that flys?
A fly.
Brooke goes to get 45 watermelons from the grocery store. She drops 3 on the way out. What does Brooke have left?
A watermelon/shopping addiction.
Fact or cap?
A prophet cooked bread over a fire made form cow dung because God told him to.
Fact.
Then He said to me, “See, I will give you cow’s dung in place of human dung over which you will prepare your bread” (Ezekiel 4:15).
Why do you think Elon Musk is like that?
Free response.
Ryan and I are playing a game and then I dropped the ball. What happened?
I largely disappointed Ryan.
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
One will say, "see you later!" and the other will say, "see you in a while!"
What is a woman?
Free response.
Who started Calvary church?
Jack Hibbs.
Jared wants to observe the moon during a solar eclipse. He brings out a telescope and adjust all the knobs correctly and points it at the moon. He looks through the telescope and can't see the moon. Why?
He forgot to take the cap off the lens.