British jokes
What does it mean?
British Culture
Alice says
Halloween riddles
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What did America say to Britain when it fell over?
U.K?
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rub salt into the wound
If you are in a difficult or unpleasant situation, and somebody rubs salt into the wound, they do or say something to make things worse.
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What is the taxi in London called?
The cab
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Was there real Alice?
Yes, Alice Liddell was a daughter of author's friend
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I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
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What do you call someone that is only kind of from Britain?
Brit-ish
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back of beyond
An isolated place located far from any town is said to be in the back of beyond.
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When do people usually drink Afternoon tea?
At 4 o'clock
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Who is the author of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Lewis Carroll
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What did the mummy spider say to its baby?
You spend too much time on the web.
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How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
It gave her a ring
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call a spade a spade
A person who calls a spade a spade speaks openly and truthfully about something, especially difficult matters.
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Who is a patron of Nothern Ireland?
Saint Patrick
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What did the Queen used to play cricket?
A flamingo and a hedgehog
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What makes skeletons stronger and black cats happier?
Milk
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What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
Fish and Ships
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lame excuse
A lame excuse is an explanation which is weak and unconvincing.
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When is the Boxing Day?
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas, December 26th. It is counted as an official bank holiday in the UK and Ireland.
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What are the names of the twins?
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
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What do mummies, zombies, vampires, goblins and witches all have in common?
The letter "i"
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Why don't leopards play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
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bag of bones
To say that someone is a bag of bones means that they are extremely thin.
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What is Gloucester Cheese Cheese rolling?
The tradition involves a ball of Double Gloucester cheese and a crowd that is willing to chase it for fun
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What is "Alice in Wonderland" or Todd's Syndrome?
The medical condition which makes you feel like objects (including your body) are appearing bigger or smaller than usual
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The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
A coffin