Ball games
What is the number of players on each team in a football match?
11
The Olympics are held every how many years?
4
What was Walt Disney afraid of?
mice
Why are movie stars considered cool?
Because they have so many fans.
Which color card means a send-off in soccer?
red
What is Canada’s national sport?
lacrosse
What can one catch that is not thrown?
a cold
Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Because they cannot remember the words.
How many players are there on a baseball team?
9
Where is the most famous tennis tournament in England held?
Wimbledon
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing; it waved.
How many minutes are there in each NBA basketball game excluding overtime?
48
How many minutes are issued for a minor penalty in ice hockey?
2
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
Why did the clown visit the doctor?
Because he was feeling a bit funny.
A touchdown is worth how many points in American Football?
six
Who is the most decorated Olympian of all time?
Michael Phelps
What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out tonight?
What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Post Office