Math..but make it drama
A question on a quiz reads "Use the following graph to find the ROC from the points on the graph" You need to take the rise and divide it by the run. If you calculate the rise as 4 and the run as 3. What is the correct answer?
What is 2
(Becuase your printer didn't print in colour and you didn't see the first dot that made the rise 6 and not 4)
Would you rather hiccup every time you laugh or sneeze every time you cry?
What is sneeze every time you cry
Bananas grow on trees: True or False.
What is False.
(Bananas grow on tall leafy plants that look like trees but don't have a wooden trunk! This means that they aren't classified as trees!)
"He washes and dries the car it begins to shine." Its the sentence above a: Fragment, Run on or Sentence.
What is Run on Sentence
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
What is ABSOLUTELY
Sophia wants apples for her apple pie. If she picks 27 apples and drops 42 on the ground on her way back, how many apples did she put in her pie?
What is (-15) apples?
100 years in the future
Killer Whales are apart of the dolphin family: True or False.
True.
(Orcas are the largest member of the dolphin family.)
What is a Haiku?
What is a form of Japanese poetry?
Guess the teacher:
Math puns and "funny" jokes
Who is Mr. Okimi
Timmy is trying to calculate how many laps he can run around the play ground in 15 minutes. If he can run 78367km in 0.5 seconds, what should he do?
What is go home and take a nap because running that fast isn't normal :D
Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for life?
Pause Button
Gold fish have a 12 second memory: True or False?
False.
(Their memory can last up to 5 months!)
What is the largest mammal on earth?
What is a blue whale?
Who are the veggtable characters in Veggie Tales?
Who are Junior Asparagus, Archibald Asparagus, the French Peas, Mr. Nezzer
If Gem is diamond painting with 324 blue diamonds and spills all the diamonds on the carpet, and then spills the other 829 gems all over the floor as she goes to pick the other diamonds, how many diamonds does she have to pick up?
Idk, sounds like a mess, not our problem :3
(or 1153 if you actually did the math)
Would you rather never eat chocolate again or never drink soda again?
What is never drink soda again
An average cumulous clouds weigh 10-15 pounds: True or False?
False.
(They can weigh over 1 million pounds!)
What is hyperbole?
What is a non-literal exaggerated statement.
On average, how many hours a day do humans spend eating?
What is 1-2 hours?
Fred the frog makes a jumping scale for himself out of sticks to see how far he can jump, the stick to measure his height is 6 metres tall and the stick to measure how far he jumps is 6 metres long and he sets them in a right angle. If he jumps 1 metre far and 1 meter high the first time he jumps, he then jumps 5 metres far and 4.5 metres high the next time he jumps, what was Fred's ROC?
What is 0.7?
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
What is one horse-sized duck
There are 17 bones in a human foot: True or False?
False
(There are 28!)
True or False: 97% of the world's water is salty and undrinkable 1% of the available drinking water is frozen in ice caps and glaciers 2% of the world's water is available to drink.
What is False?
What are the only two planets in our solar system that do not have moons?
What are Mecury and Venus?