Gaming Consoles
Look ma, I can play Tennis by swinging my hands.
What is the Nintendo Wii?
Don’t slice the bomb.
What is Fruit Ninja?
When your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double. We’re faster than the others, you’ll be hooked on the brothers.
Who are Mario and Luigi?
AFK
What is Away From Keyboard?
Hm, that waiter looks familiar. I have a theory on who he is.
What is Five Night’s at Freddy’s?
The first Handheld Console created by Sony.
What is the Playstation Portable/PSP?
Undead Creatures are attacking, fight back in a Garden Warfare.
What is Plants Vs Zombies?
*Make Ape Noises* OOH, BANANA!!!
Who are Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong?
PVP
What is Player Versus Player?
After Pigs entered the island and stole eggs, it’s up to the feathered creatures to get them back.
What is Angry Birds the Movie?
Oh cool, Microsoft made a handheld. Wait, WHY IS IT $1000?
What is the ROG Xbox Ally?
We need to help Om-Nom get the candy.
What is Cut the Rope?
Join the adventure of an Alien with his mini robot companion.
Who are Ratchet and Clank?
DPS
What is Damage Per Second?
Two Brooklyn Plumber Brothers end up in an alternate dimension with evolved Dinosaurs.
What is the Super Mario Bros. Movie?
The highest selling console to this date.
What is the PS2?
Due to how much hate the creator got from this game, he eventually had it removed from the app store.
What is Flappy Bird?
Despite being literal palette swaps, these two are the main icons of Fighting Games.
Who are Ryu and Ken?
P2W
What is Pay To Win?
After breaking a pair of $500 Sunglasses, this Four-Armed Fighter got punched in the balls.
What is Mortal Kombat?
Everything is so red, my eyes hurt.
What is the Virtual Boy?
Most people that play this game are probably mothers that want to have their own personal time.
What is Candy Crush Saga?
A Marsupial with Savant Syndrome partners with a mystical Wooden Mask.
Who are Crash Bandicoot and Aku Aku?
OHKO
What is One Hit Knockout?
On Alcatraz Island, a virus that is spreading through mosquitoes is infecting people and turning them into Bio Organic Weapons.
What is Resident Evil: Death Island?