Treasonous Information
An economic system that would cripple Friend Computer.
What is Communism?
Personal Digital Companion
What is a PDC?
Expendable.
What is a Red Citizen?
A ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
What is the sun?
And we spin the wheel and we-- Oh, Narts. Bankrupt.
What were Zaph-R-359-2’s last words?
Machines just really, really like this person.
What is a Machine Empath?
Tasty and carbonated. Refreshing!
Bouncy Bubble Beverage
6% of the population of the alpha complex.
What is the Orange Clearance?
The least dense planet in our solar system
What is Saturn?
What were Mae-R-359-2’s last words?
I think I know what it is! Please, no! No!!
A yellow carbonated drink that is just the bees knees, unless you’re red.
What is Yellow Bouncy Bubble Beverage?
Standard Troubleshooter Offensive Gear
What is One Laser Pistol Body Minus the Barrel
This information is not available at your security clearance.
What is an Ultraviolet Clearance?
This was the first black hole discovered in the 1960’s
Cygnus X-1
I’ve got a bad feeling. Sorry, Jam.
What were Rog-R-359-3’s last words?
An ultraviolet level piece of knowledge which carries the feeling of paranoia.
What is Understanding the rules of Paranoia?
Something all citizens of Alpha Complex have with the acronym ME
What is a Mercantile Enterprise Card?
Opulent suite in a safe and prestigious subsector.
What is Blue housing?
On this planet the sunsets are blue.
What is Mars?
Well…. What goes around comes around.
What were Jam-R-359-1’s last words?
A form of execution using games to trick treasonous troubleshooters into slowly causing their own undoing.
What is Gamma Complex?
1000 Credits a Month
What is a RED citizen’s living stipend?
Someone an infraRed might see once or twice in his life.
What is a Violet Citizen?
There is life on this planet.
What is Mars?
You don’t understand. You can’t win. There’s no getting out.
What were Ripley-G-690-2’s last words?