Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
"incorrectly"
What has a bottom at the top?
What has wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month, and in the same year -- but they're not twins. How is this possible?
The girls are triplets
I am present at the beginning of love, the start of life and I am the end of evil. What am I?
the letter "l"
Turn me on my side, and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
the number 8
A computer keyboard
When Billy's asked how old he is, he replies "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is he?
12 years old
how much dirt is in a hole that measures four feet by four feet by five feet?
none, holes are empty
What is the one thing people can agree is between heaven and earth?
the word "and"
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
a watermelon
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D's uncle
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking Pepsi. Following this pattern, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Coffee, just like all the other names with two E's. Those with one "E" drink Pepsi.
what type of cheese is made backwards?
edam
Sam is outside a shop. She can't read the signs, but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. What store is she at?
An eyeglass store