Acronyms
Cboot
The original card game created by Garreks friends group (and one in particular) that consisted of printed papers glued to playing cards.
Garreks hometown
Where is Carthage Missouri?
The number of green shirts that are in the stockpile.
Garreks graduate advisor
Who is Dr. Daniel Stutts?
Who are Matthew Moore and Evan Young?
EATASS
The original exam that was given to those who wanted to be a part of the friends group 'Edgelords Anonymous'
What is the Edgyness Aptitude Test and Assessment of Social Spite?
Restaurant owned by Garreks family
Where is Taco Town?
The only quote found within the text on the shirts.
Garreks favorite aerospace professor.
Who is Dr. Jillian Schmidt?
This person was dragged to Jimmy Johns in his gamer chair by Garrek.
Who is Evan Young?
KHAD (scholarship)
The official name of the scholarship as given to Carthage High School for the funniest single word. Currently sitting at $400.
Name of the place where the Edgelords Anonymous group of friends find themselves in the modern day.
Where is Khad?
The text is written on the only black shirt in the group.
What is 'This if my formal T-shirt'?
The name of the program that Garrek was in that allowed him to take college classes over the summer in High school. It also paid for him to take the ACT 4 times.
What is Upward Bound?
This person was strapped to a tree by Garrek and a couple of his pledge brothers.
Who is Sebastian Coons?
EKBRL
The channel name of the chat that discusses travel plans for the Edgelords Anonymous group, going to destinations such as Colorado and Washington DC.
What is the Edgelord-Khad Board of Recreational Logistics?
Where Garrek was when he received the first batch of 'This is my ____' Shirts.
Where is Carthage Quality Inn & Suites?
The year the first line of 'This is my ____' shirts were created.
When is 2016?
What Garreks first degree is in.
What is General Studies?
This person passed out in a drug-fueled sickness during Garrek and his pledge brothers first encounter with initiation.
Who is Cody Patrick?
KHAD (location)
The unofficial name given to the khad location, this acronym is not accepted by all members of the Edgelords Anonymous group.
What is Kyles Heterosexual Adult disciples?
The name of the local religious attraction in Garreks hometown where the Edgelords Anonymous group was apprehended by a security guard for playing Magic: The Gathering under candlelight in the parking lot.
Where is Precious Moments?
The original 'This is my ___' shirt and its color
What is "this is my weekend shirt" in light blue?
One-Dimensional Axial Vibration of a Harmonically Driven Free-Free Trapezoidal Piezoelectric Beam
What is the title of the paper Garrek is currently working to publish?
Who were the two participants in the McDonald's date?
Who is Jonathan Rodeghero and Issac Wesselman?