Crazy Clients
When Gretchen turns her camera on many clients feel the need to tell her she looks...
What is "So young"?
In Age
What is Gen AI?
An 8 year old threatened Vanessa's daughter with a knife because she told him he couldn't play this game.
What is Roblox?
"Teams" never find it "hard to reach" this peer mentor.
Who is Taitem?
CRM
What is Customer Relationship Management?
Vanessa was just trying to hold a normal R&P when she saw her client playing with this.
What is chest hair?
Rove Strut
What is Zero Trust?
Most people find this part of the holiday season stressful but not Aris.
What is Crowded Christmas Shopping?
Be a good soldier and send this associate your Value Statements.
Who is Ryan?
SAFe
What is Scaled Agile Framework?
"We got rid of a bunch EITL seats and put those users in the GTP binder, why is nobody happy?" asks this client of Taitem.
Who is GAO?
Coves Sped
What is DevSecOps?
The first name of a Russian Ballet dancer that Ryan guessed out of the blue.
What is Mikhail?
They were habitually engaged until they got married this year.
Who is Sheela?
API
What is Application Programming Interface
Sheela's AE told her it was alright if she did this. She had to explain multiple times that that's not how this works at all!
What is Skip the call because he would take care of it?
Multi Drain Coog
What is Cloud Migration?
Gretchen warned us not to burn this bird as we finish the year.
What is a turkey?
They've taken you to space, to the deep sea and to the land of dinosaurs. Can't think of who it is? don't be a dummy.
Who is Gretchen?
ITAM
What is Information Technology Asset Management?
I dare you to make sense of this organizations different contracts and GTLs and btw don't even think about recording a call with them.
What is Navy PEO digital?
Grease in Feet on Wing
What is Software Engineering?
When you have a discrepancy with the GTL data Danielle will tell you to email this man, first name Kanav last name this.
What is Zutshi?
"Call" this associate and turn up the "volume" and when you are asking them how they gets so many calls done. Make sure to "index" their answer to refer back to later.
Who is Kaitlyn?
MLOps
What is Machine Learning Operations?