Potent Potables
This donkey sauce enthusiast and proprietor of Hunt and Ryde Winery has been known to bleach his soul patch blond and make a fine Zinfandel
Guy Fieri
This Jeopardy contestant is known for winning the most consecutive contests in a row.
Ken Jennings
In perhaps the only example of construction being completed on time, God took this many days to create the universe and everything in it.
6
This Christopher Nolan film was supposed to be released on 7/17 of this year, a palindromic date. Covid ruined that like it ruins everything.
Tenet
“You see all those [windmills]. They’re all different shades of color. They’re like sort of white, but one is like an orange-white. It’s my favorite color, orange.”
Donald John Trump
The middle ground between un-aged and aged tequilas
Reposado
The location of Trebek's cancer
Pancreas
This Biblical character invents wine, gets drunk, and passes out naked in his tent. He is found by his sons who choose to cover his nakedness. Upon awakening, furious, he condemns one of his grandchildren to be a "slave among slaves to his brethren,"
Noah
This highly maneuverable watercraft was first used by Inuit hunters. Also a popular travel website.
Kayak
"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don’t think it’d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain,"
Ben Carson
Produced from the leftovers of wine making, this Italian spirit is served as a digestif. Ciroc brand "vodka" is actually this type of spirit.
Grappa
The number of daily doubles in real Jeopardy, which this version is definitely not.
Three
This shepherd's sacrifice of meat to God is preferred to his farmer brother's sacrifice of wheat, leading to a jealous murder and divine cover-up.
Abel
This detection system and example of acronym misuse uses radio waves to determine the size, location, and speed of objects.
RADAR
"Well, I learned a lot... I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"
Ronald Reagan
This Spanish grape matures much "earlier" than other regional varietals, and is the 4th most widely planted grape variety worldwide.
Tempranillo
This Jeopardy contestant sits atop the leaderboard for most career winnings (including tournaments) at a paltry $4,938,436.00
Brad Rutter
The only human to actually see the Biblical god, he is warned "you cannot see my face, for no man shall see me and live," and therefore is only shown God's back, afterwards becoming a demigod of sorts.
Moses
This potential source of pride or duty, is also a popular sedan.
Civic
''We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people.''
Paul Ryan
This spirit is far and away the most popular liquor globally by both sales and consumption.
Baiju
Creator of Jeopardy, or as it was originally titiled, "Whats the Question"
Merv Griffin
Of the two books in the Bible that are named after women, this book perplexingly doesn't mention the presence of God once.
Book of Esther
This two world palindrome could be used to describe a big fan of "chicken of the sea"
Tuna Nut
"The only way to reduce nuclear weapons is to use them"
Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, Rush Limbaugh