If It Exists...
Too Many Toms.
Natures Nips.
Aged Like Fine Milk.
Seared into My Brain.
No Power, No Responsibility.
The Hei-Lander
100

Fap to the Future.

100

Tom Hanks

100

Human.

100

Jack Nicholson

100

Hereditary

100

Wolverine.

Accelerated Healing Factor.

100

Spider-Man

200

Pulp Friction

200

Tom Green

200


Bat

200

Carrot Top

200

MidSommar

200

Rogue.

Power Absorption.

200

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 

300

Sonic the Vadgehog

300

Tom Hardy

300

Horse

300

Shelley Duvall

300

Signs

300

The Blob.

Gravitational Mass Allocation / Virtually Immovable (so long as he's touching the ground).

300

Parks and Rec.

400

Full Holes

400

Tom Holland

400

Opossum

400

Famke Janssen

400

The Ring

400

Wolfsbane.

Lycanthropy / Can turn into a fucking wolf.

400

Curb Your Enthusiasm

500

Doctor Whore

500

Tom Cruise

500

Guinea Pig

500

Axl Rose

500

Sleepaway Camp

500

Puck.

Compressed Rubber Physiology/Superhuman Durability and Invulnerability.

500

Arrested Development.

600

The Little Spermaid

600

Tom Arnold

600

Manatee

600

Randy Quaid

600

It Follows

600

Strong Guy.

Kinetic Energy Absorption/Redirection. 

600

Oldschool

700

10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

700

Tom Felton

700

Pangolin.

700

Edward Furlong

700

Ghost

700

Dazzler.


Manipulates Sound into Light/Sound Manipulation/Light Manipulation.

700

American Pie

800

Gnardians of the Galaxy.

800

Tom Selleck

800

Dolphin

800

Kelly McGillis

800

Xtro

800

Polaris.

Magnetic Field Manipulation / Same as Magneto

800

The Social Network