Animals are cool?
"Ya, I read my Bible"
Microwave ovens
JFan lore
Vertex operator algebra
100
This common farm-yard animal kills more humans per year than sharks
Cow
100
This omnipresent, omnipotent, extratemporal and triune being created the heavens and the earth according to the book of Genesis
God (Genesis 1:1)
100
According to an anonymous 4Chan user, this handheld device can be charged using a microwave oven
Cell phone
100
Jonathan, a dear friend to many, marks his special day annually during this month.
March
100
This infinite-dimensional algebraic structure, defined by its vertex operators and vacuum vector, serves as a foundation in both conformal field theory and string theory.
Vertex Operator Algebra
200
This marine mammal alternates which hemisphere of the brain is sleeping periodically so that it can get the rest needed without ever losing consciousness
Dolphin
200
This apostle was physically assaulted by an angel
Peter (Acts 12:7)
200
This common household snack was the first food to be deliberately cooked with a microwave
Popcorn
200
Renowned for his skill and elegance in photography, Jonathan is known to have this many cameras in his ever growing (and expensive) collection.
Two
200
The moonshine module, denoted V♮, is famously associated with the Monster group and plays a critical role in the proof of this conjecture.
The Monstrous Moonshine conjecture.
300
According to Douglas Adams’ “The Salmon of Doubt”, this animal is "so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees."
Sloth
300
This apostle makes sure that readers know he is faster than the apostle Peter
John (John 20:3-4)
3 So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. 4 Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.
300
The idea for Microwave ovens came to Percy Spencer in the 1940s, after he noticed that this snack in his pocket had melted while standing in front of an active radar set.
Chocolate bar
300
As a chronic risk taker, Jonathan has had the misfortune of being struck by motorized vehicles this many times.
It was one one time bro
300
A vertex operator algebra is a vertex algebra equipped with this conformal element, such that the vertex operator Y(w,z) is the weight two Virasoro field L(z)
ω∈V
400
Researchers in Croatia have been training these flying insects to detect landmines
Honey bees
400
After the resurrection, Jesus comes across two of his followers on the road to Emmaus. Disguised, he asks them what they're talking about and they reply 'Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?' Then Jesus, who has just returned from the dead after being betrayed, tried in a sham trial, mocked, spit on, beat, crucified, and experienced God's wrath on our behalf replies with this statement
"what things?" (Luke 24:19)
400
In 1997, The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics says that this percentage (divisible by 10) of American households owned a microwave oven
90%
400
A strapping young lad, Jonathan can pump out this impressive number of pushups (divisible by 10) in one go.
40
400
This equivalent formulation of the locality axiom was introduced by Frenkel–Lepowsky–Meurman
The Jacobi identity
500
Statistically, giraffes are this many times more likely to be struck by lightning than humans (divisible by 10)
30 times more likely
500
In 2 Kings, Hazael goes all John Wick on Ben-Hadad, the king of Damascus, and kills him with this unconventional weapon
Wet blanket (2 Kings 8:15)
500
If you cut this fruit almost in half and microwave it, it can produce a small glowing ball of plasma.
Grapes
500
Relentless foe to rodents everywhere, Jonathan has been bitten by rats this many times
13
500
If George has five apples and he gives one to Abu, George will have this many apples left
Four apples